This is a video of somebody’s grandma allegedly throwing an axe for the very first time under the watchful eye of Paul Bunyan and nailing a bullseye. Or, who knows, maybe the video title is a lie and this grandma has been bullseying womp rats in her Hoveround back home

Because who doesn’t have completely unrealistic dreams of being anywhere even remotely as cool as X-Men’s Gambit, this is a video of a man throwing a playing card, then watching it sail wildly over his target. Undeterred, he then throws another card and quickly grabs a knife from his belt,

These are a couple videos of Master S. Kamaraj of Vajram Warriors (a program that teaches Indian martial arts, blowgun, gymnastics, and basic self defense to youths) demonstrating his axe inspired boomerangs. The first video is of a traditional single headed axe, but the second is a double-headed axe. Obviously,

Because how can you trust a bro if you can’t even rely on him to stop a box fan or Gatorade cooler thrown at your face, or every kind of ball imaginable at your nuts, this is a compilation of the bros (and at least one sis) of TikTok YngEra

This is a video of a man throwing playing cards in an attempt to break a piece of ice being held by his lovely assistant, who’s clearly apprehensive about the endeavor, and rightfully so. She does take at least one card to the knuckles, and possibly more elsewhere, but he

Just like in the previous post, this is an amazing video, this time of Baltimore Orioles prospective pitcher Mickey Jannis throwing a 70MPH unspinning knuckleball with the skill of a surgeon. I mean, provided surgeons actually had skills instead of just constantly refusing to perform my penis reduction surgery because

Because ninjas are everywhere, this is a video of a man demonstrating his nunchuck skills in a sort of mashup between nunchucking and baton twirling that features a number of throws and catches. I don’t believe those are traditional nunchuck stills. Oh — Michelangelo is shaking his head no with

Because trying hard and believing in yourself is the name of the game, this is a video of a knife-thrower/vaper exhaling a big cloud, then extinguishing a candle from seven meters with a blade. On his first try too. Well, on his first try of this particular take anyways. You