I hope everyone had a lovely holiday and nobody feels like they’re going to explode like Thunder after spotting his boss Lo-Pan dead on the floor, which is pretty much exactly where I’m at right now (both dead on the floor and about to explode). As you can see above,

In further proof that you shouldn’t let an art restorer with credentials from the back of a cereal box actually restore art, this is a before-and-after shot of a 1923 statue adorning the top of a bank building in Palencia, Spain that was restored by somebody who I’m sure has

Seen here looking like it ran over a body, this is a video of a Zamboni resurfacing the ice at Bill Gray’s Regional Iceplex at Monroe Community College’s campus in upstate New York when it decides it’s had enough of its cold lifestyle and catches fire. Impressively, the operator manages

This is a video of a group of second graders from Parkland Elementary School in Texas trying to maintain order and behave after their teacher gets dropped from their Zoom virtual classroom. Honestly, I probably would have started a fire because I am not very responsible without supervision. Heck *practicing

This is a video of the Norfolk Southern–Gregson Street Overpass (aka 11-Foot-8 Bridge or Can Opener Bridge) peeling back the roof of a truck like a can of sardines and stopping the vehicle. You may (or may not) recall the bridge was raised another 8 inches back in October of

This is a video of a girl whose brother put her phone in their dad’s new phone jail (just what every dad wants. Actually this $70 Kitchen Safe locking container), then the girl unknowingly spins the dial on top (what’s this do?!), increasing the lock time to 2 days, 3

Because the end can’t come soon enough, this is a video of Gollum deepfaked to perform Scatman John’s ‘The Scatman’. It’s pretty terrifying just how good it is. Thankfully *mixing Kool-Aid, tastes with pinky it will all be over soon. “Add more of the skull and crossbones powder.” More pirate

This is a video of a train pulling a bunch of autoracks (train cars specifically designed for hauling automobiles) under a low bridge, opening the tops of all those cars and destroying the automobiles on the top level inside, with an estimated $2,000,000 in damages. That sucks. If I were