Because sea lions are the jokers of the ocean, this is a video of a pinniped exiting the ocean and climbing the stairs to a resort pool, where it takes a dip before chasing a man out of his lounge chair. THAT’S MY CHAIR, TOURIST! It then proceeds to rub

This is a video of a couple divers from the Bermuda Institute of Ocean Sciences (stay away from the triangle!) cracking an egg at a depth of around 60-feet to see how the yolk and white respond at that pressure. It was pretty cool to watch I suppose. Even cooler

Because apparently under the sea anything goes, this is a video of diver Patrick Seligman allowing a Pacific cleaner shrimp (Lysmata amboinesis) to clean his teeth off the coast of Maui. Pacific cleaner shrimp have developed a symbiotic relationship with many marine fish, being compensated for their cleaning services with

This is a video captured by the unmanned rover Doc Ricketts at a depth of 725 meters (2,378 feet) highlighting the strawberry squid (presumably named because it only eats strawberries), and particularly its two significantly different sized eyeballs. Why is there such a huge difference in ball size? My doctor

This is a video of a flamboyant cuttlefish (like that’s what it’s actually called, not because I think it’s doing jazz hands all the time) demonstrating its hypnotic color and pattern-changing abilities (the screencap doesn’t do it justice) while trying to signal the mothership to beam it up and return

This is a clip from BBC Earth’s Seven Worlds, One Planet narrated by the man, the myth, the legend David Attenborough featuring a millions-strong school of grey mullet passing along Florida’s coast in the shallows to avoid deep-water predators on their way to their spawning grounds (technically spawning waters). Then

This is a simultaneously relaxing and absolutely terrifying 10-minute video from an unmanned deep sea rover filming a variety of the freaky deaky lifeforms swimming around in the ocean’s depths. Just watch the video and try to tell me aliens aren’t among us. Because they are. They might wear human

These are several videos of an aquarium that Cincinatti, Ohio resident Mellisa Krieger commissioned custom tank builder Aquatics and Exotics to construct that allows her cats Jasper the Catfish and Willow to stick their heads up inside to observe their subaquatic friends. That’s cool. But can I fit my head