Spotted at Brickworld Chicago 2022 (my ban isn’t lifted until 2028), this M.C. Escher inspired LEGO fountain features water made of LEGO diamonds flowing uphill via LEGO-driven conveyor belts. Pretty clever. Granted it’s not the most convincing water I’ve ever seen, but we are talking about LEGO here — they’re

Because music is everywhere (except my apartment building, which is a cacophony), this is a video of musician Publio Delgado remixing the sound of a dripping faucet into several different styles of musical groove. And speaking of grooves– “You’re going to tell us how you got yours back?” God no,

This is a video of a snowmobiler making the most of the offseason by riding his mount on a lake, exiting the water to perform a twisty flip off a ramp before returning to his unnatural habitat. Just like Billy Currington sings, “God is great, beer is good, and people

This is a video of the Slow-Mo Guys filling up two Stretch Armstrong dolls with water from a garden hose until they explode. They do one just laying in the grass, and another while Dan lovingly embracing the doll. Haha — not so tough now, are you, Mr. Armstrong?! God,

Clearly running late and unable to make it to the ceremony but still wanting to make it clear he objects to the marriage, this is a video of Poseidon wrecking a Hawaiian wedding reception with a couple massive waves. Damn, if only he’d sent a couple hungry sharks over the

This is a video of a ruptured pipe in the middle of the road (presumably exposed by this dump truck) showering a home’s driveway and cars with water and pieces of broken asphalt. That sucks. Well, for them. For me there’s little to no consequence, so what do I care?

This is some footage of a young deer playing in a sprinkler with some kids, all taking turns running through the water. How about that! Deer, am I right? “What honey?” Not you, dear, DEER DEER. “You have to stop drinking before noon.” God named it Winesday for a reason!

This is a video of an aspiring waterbender experimenting with an inflatable tube in an above ground pool, managing to perfectly sync his jumping with the return of the wave against the sides of the pool. So satisfying. Well, as satisfying as a pasty shirtless man jumping up and down