In much less dangerous world record news, this is a video of musician and Youtuber Davie504 playing the world record holder for bass guitar with the most strings, with a respectable 69. Nice number choice. Of course it’s hard to play all of those strings at once, which is a

This is a video of the world record holder for largest hexagonal domino structure being built by domino maniac Hevesh5, and destroyed with the help of her friend Mikayla and an inflatable chicken on a string. The build took 52 days of not accidentally knocking it over, 35,000 dominos, and

This is a Guinness World Record video highlighting the Big Mac eating habits of lion-maned John Lennon lookalike Donald Gorske, who holds the world record for number of Big Macs eaten, with a respectable 32,340 (and growing) over the past 50 years. Is there somebody else out there who’s actually

In what the hell is wrong with you news, this is a video of competitive eater L.A. Beast setting a new Guinness World Record for further distance walked barefoot on LEGO bricks, with an incredibly painful 3,886.20-meters (12,750-feet, ~2.4148-miles, beating the previous record set by barefoot marathon runner Sonny Molina

Dream it, and you can achieve it. They aren’t words that I live by anymore, but it is advice I dispense every opportunity I get for those who haven’t become jaded and given up hope yet. Not too long ago I thought stacking 518 Jenga pieces on top of a

These are a couple of videos of Brazilian big wave surfer Maya Gabeira setting the women’s world record for largest wave surfed, with this terrifying 73.5-foot bonecrusher off the coast of Nazaré, Portugal. Holy smokes! Obviously, if these giant waves aren’t a sign that Poseidon is pissed with the way

This is a video of Chennai, India based Rubik’s Cube trainer Illayaram Sekar aiming to inspire his students by setting a new world record for most Rubik’s Cubes solved underwater with a single breath with a total of six cubes in approximately two minutes and 18 seconds. For reference, the

In other world record news, this is a video of Paul Scardino of Winchester City, Virginia, providing a tour of his basement, where he stores his world record collection of Funk Pop! figures, with a staggering 5,306 Pops. For reference, that’s about 5,303 more than I own. I’m honestly surprised