Because what are big brothers for if not almost getting you killed, this is a video of a kid bringing down a healthy part of an abandoned building after removing enough bricks from a pillar while (I assume, based on my own relationship) his brother films. That, wow — that

This is a video of some MENSA member who decided to take his work truck through an automated carwash WITH A LADDER ON TOP, and wreck both ladder and car wash in the process. Did your ladder really need a cleaning that bad? What is wrong with people? Now I

These are a series of commercials for Apple and Paypal featuring Jeff Goldblum that have been slowed down, and make him sound drunk. Does this work for everybody in all commercials? I’m not sure, but it did work with Flo from those Progressive commercials, because I just tried it. I

Because you have to work with what you’re given, and if you aren’t given anything you steal a tractor and make a run for it, this is a video from North Carolina of 43-year old Ronnie Hicks (despite the perfect North Carolina name, I assume he’s actually visiting from Florida

This is a video of Polish MMA fighter and loose cannon Amadeusz ‘Ferrari’ Roslik sucker punching Youtuber Sadek while Sadek spoke with Monika Laskowska about him during an interview. Apparently Roslik has a history of unsportsmanlike conduct (I’m as shocked as you are) and has been reprimanded it for it

This is a video of the entirely robotic One Hacker Band performing a rendition of Nirvana’s 1991 banger ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’. Even without watching the video, you can tell it’s a robot band playing it. It sounds robotic. Like I’ve often been accused of, it has no soul. Also,

This is a video of Quint the tuxedo cat unknowingly becoming a boss battle in Metroid: Other M after he decided to sit in front of the television. I can’t even tell you how many times one of my cats has decided to stand on the entertainment center in front

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops trying to fill itself like a toilet with a leaky flapper, this is a video reimagining the orcs in The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers speaking in normal human voices. I found it even scarier than the original.