This is a video of an unknown ‘Arena Fighting’ MMA fighter delivering a bouquet of flowers alongside a failed head kick to his opponent during a pre-fight press conference. Why? Who knows, maybe he’s already taken one too many blows to his own head and thought this was the fight.

This is a video of a Missouri man in flannel trying to saber the top off a champagne bottle with a bowie knife (I know, it sounds like just a bunch of unrelated words strung together), and doing it just about as poorly as possible. Honestly, I didn’t even know

This is a video of a woman in a beautiful pair of red boots living her best life until she mistakes a pool for ground she can walk on and takes an accidental dip. Jesus did it better. Still, that is unfortunate. But only for her, because I felt quite

You’re all familiar with the useless machine, right? It’s a box with a switch and every time you press the switch a hand comes out of the box and turns the switch back off. And that’s all it does. Pretty useless. “Look who’s talking.” Hey! Your insolence aside, this is

This is a video from geriatric America’s favorite game show Wheel Of Fortune of the contestants struggling to solve ‘ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR CAP’, despite almost all the letters already being there. Poor Thomas keeps spinning Bankrupt and Lose A Turns, while Laura attempts to solve three different times with

This is a video of Korean YouTuber 이름미정 playing an electronic keyboard from across the room via strings he taped to the keys, and tied around his fingers. Dare to dream, folks — that’s the message here. Plus, if you don’t dream too big like 이름미정 demonstrated here, you can

Because bad decisions come in all shapes and sizes, this is a video of a motorist presumably determined to Eat Fresh leaving the relative safety of an unflooded street to enter a very flooded parking lot, and paying the price. That price being immediately getting stuck and starting to float

This is a video of the Teletubbies frolicking in black and white to Joy Division’s ‘Atmosphere’. It’s dark, both visually and metaphorically. I actually had to watch several cute puppy videos immediately afterwards just to pull myself out of the dark hole my brain started digging. You know, love WILL