Because Florida is nothing if not its authentic self, this is a video of a resident transporting a new flatscreen television home in the backseat of his car with the rear driver’s side door fully open to accommodate the large box. To his credit though, he is driving on the

This is a short TikTok video from theteetfamily (nice, I’m a teet guy myself) of the wife pranking the husband with her new talon toenail pedicure. I like how he’s so confused he starts holding his nose. That’s when you know your brain is broken. Or maybe her feet stink.

As reader TheQiwiMan pointed me to in the comments of the recent John Denver ‘Leaving On A Jet Plane’/Nirvana ‘Heart-Shaped Box’ mashup that fellow reader atheistgirl was kind enough to point out I’d already posted previously because my brain is an inextinguishable dumpster fire, this is the latest effort from

Because giving the crowd what they want is one of the earmarks of a true performer, this is a video of a cross country runner intentionally Supermanning himself into a mud puddle to appease the cheering fans, fulfilling even their dirtiest fantasies. Good times. Knowing my luck, the bottom of

Because why leave earlier when you can just recklessly speed your brains out, this is a video of a motorist trying to weave through traffic when he loses control and crashes into the highway’s center barrier. Thank goodness he didn’t injure anybody. And thank goodness he was driving a boxy-but-safe

Because it takes one to know one, this is a video of a very poor decision maker showing up for a Zoom traffic court hearing about his suspended license while actively operating a motor vehicle. Hey — if you’re going to break the law, why not just keep going? That’s

Because teenage laziness knows no human bounds, this is a video captured by a mother who asked her 15-year old son to vacuum the car. Some more info while I admit I’m a little jealous I didn’t think of this when my girlfriend asked me to vacuum her car and

Because God forbid you have to let Waze instantly recalculate your route after missing an exit, this is a video of a numbskull behind the wheel attempting a last-second right side exit from the highway from the left lane, nailing the car with the dashcam that captured the incident. You