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The Furby Chaos Bag, A Fancy Bag Covered With Talking, Moving Furby Faces

Crafted by bag and fashion accessory designer Enrique Puente, the Furby Chaos Bag is a fancy bag covered with Furby faces and feet/ears that talks and moves on its own. But will it pass through airport security? “Probably not in a butt.” No, probably not in a butt.

Crafted in tan bull smooth leather and white shearling, with contrasting white stitching and black edges, reusing old Furby toys; mixing saddle-stitched and machine-sewing techniques.

No word on price or availability, but it’s probably expensive. Per one insightful Instagram commenter: “i wanna eat it :)”. And if that person wasn’t already on a government watch list, hopefully they are now.