This is a video of a team of sherpas calmly rescuing a Mount Everest climber who falls while crossing a ladder bridge above a crevasse at the Khumbu Icefall. How cool and collected they are — those are definitely the people you want rescuing you from otherwise certain death. Per

Because something is going to have to drag our bodies into a volcano after the robot uprising, this is a video of Boston Dynamics’ arm-for-a-head Spot robot demonstrating its grabbing capabilities. First it picks up some articles of clothing in the snow and around the house, then two swing a

WARNING: SPIDERS. This is a video of Australian woman Claudia welcoming a bunch of baby huntsman spiders into the world with a “they’re so cute!” and not a gas can and lighter like many would be tempted to do. Apparently Claudia discovered the babies upon walking into her daughter’s room

This is a short video of a house fire reaching the home’s propane tank, and the resulting explosion. Per the backseat fireman filming the incident: “F*ckin’ told them!” Hey, nobody like a told-you-so’er. Particularly when they’re putting their lives at risk to extinguish the fire you probably started because you

Apparently Bill Nye attempted some standup in the early 80’s because he wasn’t sure if he wanted to go the science or comedy route, and this is the result, courtesy of Seattle Public Access TV channel 29. The first clip is just a single joke from the set, the second

Because some people’s adrenal glands are faulty and will only produce adrenaline if they’re doing something that could only be described by my mom as “that’s too much,” this is a video of XDubai athletes Matt Munting and Nicholas Scalabrino BASE jumping from the 828-meter (2,717-foot) pinnacle of Dubai’s Burj

This is a video from Admiralty Island in Alaska of a charging brown bear cruising past a group of hikers relaxing by a river, all of whom see incredibly calm about the situation and don’t violently pollute the river with their feces immediately. Keeping your calm like that — that’s

Because people don’t know when to quit (only acceptable times: when you’re ahead, or before you even begin), this is a video from Youtuber Jessie Richards of all the other main characters deepfaked onto Michael Scott’s body while he explains bros before hos. Then there’s a clip of each character