Dammit Dog #3, get it together!
Three Dogs Jump Across Road In Three Different Styles

This is a video of three Border Collies enjoying a run in the Lake District of northwestern England and each jumping a road in their own style. One takes the high road, one takes the low road, and one takes the middle-ground, nose-diving into the side of the hill in the process. That would have been me. Also, is this what passes for a road in the Lake District of northwestern England? Because, I’ll be honest, that’s waaaaay nicer than some of the publicly- maintained roads around here.