This is a video of New Orleans violinist Dominique Hammons performing at a wedding reception and going ham during a rendition of Choppa’s 2002 ‘Choppa Style‘, the unofficial anthem of the New Orleans Saints. Did I have to Google what ham means? I was close, but thankfully my girlfriend knew (my best guess was hearty as meatloaf). Should I have known? Probably, but you see, my brain is like– “A dog turd.” Exactly, just waiting to dry up and turn white in the August sun.

Keep going for the video of Dominique going half of a croque monsieur sandwich, was well as BONUS ‘California Love’ cover because it’s good.