Keep it in your mouth!
What In The: Man Can Blow Up Tongue With Muscle Control

This is a video of a man demonstrating his hidden talent — being able to blow up his tongue into a giant pink mass that looks like a bubble gum bubble. Freaky deaky! My tongue? My tongue is practically useless. I can’t roll it, I can’ blow it up, and its taste buds don’t even work that great because everything I cook tastes like ass. It’s great at getting bitten when I’m trying to eat though. Same goes for my cheeks. Also, after reading the comments on the video, apparently a lot of people can actually do this, so if you wanted to start drafting a comprehensive list of mutants, I suppose these Youtube comments are as good a place to start as anywhere.