This is a video of an allegedly wild raccoon playing jazz on a Pet Piano, a $200 smart pet feeder *spit takes cat kibble* that rewards pets for playing and can be auto-tuned so each key press plays a melody, or performs any song you want. In this case, the raccoon provides some additional piano accompaniment to Dave Brubeck Quartet’s ‘Take Five’, which will remain one of the greatest songs of all time until the end of time, which, judging from the way things are going, should be any minute now.