This is some security cam footage of a woman who, unable to tame her wild moped, proceeds to drive it through what appears to be a plastic pot store (thank goodness it wasn’t a china shop), knocking over piles of inventory before finally crashing into display rack and coming to a stop. When I watched it, I couldn’t help but think this is exactly what I would have looked like if I’d ever won one of those Toys Я Us shopping sprees as a child.