This is a 60 Second Doc (plus another) video detailing the work of Sydney, Australia tattoo artist Jonny Hall, who produces tattoos with UV reactive elements. Jonny makes it clear he didn’t invent UV tattoos, but he’s known for adding UV elements to his realistic tattoos. I wonder how long the UV ink (which he mentions he just sources over the internet and isn’t as thick as traditional tattoo ink) lasts. Like how long before it needs a glow-up? Asking for someone who’s considering opening his own basement tattoo parlor named GLOINK.

This is a video of a girl and her dad doing some indoor softball batting practice (indoor + batting anything is generally a risky combo) when she hits a ball over the net, breaking one of the garage door windows. Her dad looks pretty angry afterwards, but this is just as much his fault as it is hers. It’s like letting a friend practice their fire-juggling routine inside then getting pissed when your couch is on fire. You knew the risks, and you let it happen.

This is a video of an orthopedic surgeon removing an intramedullary rod (a rod inserted into the medullary cavity of a bone to treat fractures in long bones) from a patient’s femur, swinging a hammer at the thing like he’s trying to take down the wall separating the kitchen from living room for a more open floorplan. Damn! Is this the best way to do this? Beats me. Not nearly as hard as this doctor is beating that rod, but still. Of course when I had a pin removed from my wrist after breaking my arm the doctor just attached a cordless drill to the end of the pin and reversed it out, so who knows what they’re teaching in medical school these days besides how to skimp on lollipops.

Thanks to my dad, who was there for the pin removal and was just as surprised as I was to see the appearance of the doctor’s toolbox.

This is a video of the young knight quested with running the dragon swing attraction at a renaissance faire demonstrating his fearlessness by performing death-defying tricks with the dragon. Namely, not getting beat in the head by a claw and dragged through the mud. Such bravery. Who knows, with skills like these he may even find himself running the axe-throwing booth next year. Me? I was recently fired from the turkey leg stall for trying to brew my own magic potions in the smoker. The king wanted me beheaded! Although I suspect catching me skinny-dipping with the queen in the castle moat (technically the retention pond of a nearby subdivision) may have had something to do with that.

This is some home security camera footage of a man pretreating his new deck supports for termites when he steps on one of the loose boards he’s using for footing and it smacks him in the face cartoon style, sending him into the railing and falling between the beams. That is unfortunate. At least for him, for me it was just what I needed. Haha, sucker, at least I’ve never done that before.

This is a video of Balu and human Wolfgang Lauenburger setting the Guinness World Record for “most skips by a dog on hind legs in 30 seconds,” with a respectable quicker-than-one-a-second 32 jumps. Not too shabby. Wolfgang says he and Balu trained hard for the record, which I believe, because dogs, by nature, are not jump ropers. Trust me, I have three of them, and they closest they’ve gotten is chewing the handles off my jump rope. And don’t even get me started on the yoga mats.

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