This is a video of Tchaikovsky’s Meditation for violin and piano being performed by violinist Eva Gigova and pianist Angela Todorova when page turner Yana Petrova drops the sheet music into the piano. Woops! Angela manages to keep her calm and have a good laugh about it during and afterward though. That’s good. Me? I probably would have pooped my pants and run off stage crying, at least if my middle school talent show was any indication of my cool under pressure.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees this might stand as a good argument for holding page-turning tryouts instead of just going with the first person who volunteers.

Since the original 1926 Winnie-The-Pooh book entered the public domain in January and The Walt Disney Company no longer has exclusive film rights to the characters within, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is an upcoming horror retelling of the story, with Winnie and Piglet becoming feral killers after Christopher Robin abandons them for college and they have to eat Eeyore to avoid starvation. Wow! This is the trailer for that movie. I have so many questions. Mainly, will it be out in time to watch before Halloween?

This is a video of Danny DeVito and daughter Lucy reacting to photos of people’s Danny DeVito tattoos. It probably goes without saying, but some are much better than others. Honestly, I had no idea so many people had Danny DeVito tattoos. It’s pretty wild to think that in any roomful of people at least eighty percent have Danny somewhere on their body.

This is some home security cam footage of a woman coming home following what I can only assume was a very successful ladies night and taking a spill trying to make it up her two front steps. Admittedly, steps can be tricky, especially when your blood is 0.2% Fireball by volume. She just laughs it off though, because she’s drunk and having a good time. Me? There were many nights I ended up just sleeping at the bottom of those stairs, usually with tacos in my pockets.

This is some home security cam footage of a FedEx delivery driver following the instructions on a jocular yard sign to ‘STAY ON GRASS’. At first I thought he was dodging cracks to avoid breaking his mother’s back, but no, he was just being courteous. That’s nice. For reference, I recently had a delivery driver back over my mailbox, then erroneously deliver my package to a neighbor. I kindly asked for it back, but Mr. Atkins pretended like he didn’t know what I was talking about. Now ten buck says he’s taking an ambulance ride by the end of the week — not everyone’s heart is cut out for the homebrew sexual enhancement pills my buddy Boner Bill makes.

This is a video of the always dapper and well coiffed John Jurasek of Youtube channel TheReportOfTheWeek in his latest Running On Empty food review series, this time critiquing Papa John’s ‘Papa Bowls’, basically a plastic trough full of melted cheese and pizza toppings. Mmmm! What does he think about them? Nothing I’d use in a commercial if I were Papa John’s, that’s for sure. Some quotes: “It doesn’t smell good…at all. I’ll say that. It smells, um…it just smells bad. I’ll tell you that right now,” and “It’s got this gross sliminess to it.” After numerous other unflattering quotes, he rates it a 3/10. He says it would actually be lower but the ingredients seemed relatively quality, so he took that into consideration. Of course, to the franchise’s credit, it is melted cheese and pizza toppings in a plastic bowl, and I would expect nothing less than a rank smelling, disgusting mess from the Papa. I’ll be building my own with different toppings tonight.