This is a video of a cheetah running into a glass window while attempting to attack a baby human on safari in Africa with his parents. Per the baby’s mother, who brought a child on a safari:

“My six-month-old son was crawling in front of the floor to ceiling window in the safari lodge we had rented. Out in the black of night, my son seemed to sense something was there. Seconds passed by, then from the dark, a Cheetah crashed into the window in front of him. Luckily the reinforced glass held.”

Haha, “my son seemed to sense something was there.” I love how parents are always trying to give their children more credit than they deserve. Come on, he didn’t sense anything was out there, he was just crawling around staring at the baby in the window and trying to wiggle a turd out. He’s not Spider-Baby.

Because things aren’t always as they appear *magically produces rose from sleeve that’s actually a pair of rolled up edible underwear on a stick I bought at the gas station last night for $16.99 because I forgot Valentine’s Day again but am still a romantic at heart* this is a video of a man who’s trying to film his wife sledding in the snow, and briefly mistakes her for a fire hydrant. Hey, it happens. If I had a nickel for every time I mistook my girlfriend for a nickel she’d be in my pocket right now hanging out with a bunch of empty mint wrappers.

@happylittlehippie Honest mistake 🤷🏼‍♀️ #foryou #foryourpage #viral #fyp ♬ original sound – Merilee

Thanks to JustA, who agrees looks can be deceiving.

This is a video of two girls watching a ferret run in its sleep at the Museum Of Discovery in Fort Collins, Colorado when one of them spots a human hand in the exhibit. The girl filming says it’s just the reflection of her hand in the mirror, and the other girl insists it isn’t before realizing it’s actually the reflection of her own hand. So, if you’re ever in Fort Collins, Colorado looking for a fix and all the weed dispensaries are already closed, these are your girls.

@celiejones this sent me 💀 @t8titcraft #fyp #foryoupage ♬ original sound – Celie Jones

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees being high at the Museum Of Discovery clearly turns it into the Museum Of Self Discovery.

In what’s sure to be this year’s Valentine’s Day must-watch minute long reimagined trailer comes this one for Titanic with Kate Winslet’s flotsam-hogging character Rose replaced with a cat. Is it even better than the original? Of course it is, because we can all relate to this version of Kate’s character on an even deeper level. I mean who doesn’t know what it’s like to just want to be left alone and attack anyone who tries to get close to you, right? I’m licking myself, Jack!

In news that shouldn’t surprise anybody who can clearly taste the difference between Apple Jacks and Apple Joes, this is a video from a hotel employee who reveals that the Raisin Bran, Frosted Flakes, and Froot Loops that travelers might try to convince themselves that they’re eating are actually Hospitality brand bags of Raisin Bran (same name at least), Sugar Frosted Flakes (very similar name at least), and Fruit Whirls. Are you surprised? I mean you just slept in a bed with stained sheets, did you really think the cereal at the free continental breakfast was going to be name brand? Honestly, I’m more disturbed with where that cereal was being kept than it not being name brand. Because it looks like we have bigger fish to fry than store brand cereal, and those fish are rats.

@khammer123 A little inside information for you #fyp #hotel ♬ original sound – khammer123

In we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two news, this is a video of a peacock that was clearly feeling a little — wait for it — peckish and scratched the everliving shit out of a car door trying to battle itself. I particularly like how it got its dinosaur claws in on the action. Still, I think we can agree we’ve all been there. After all, we are our own worst enemies. I mean except for me, my worst enemy is an ex-roommate named Derrick. Or rather I should say my greatest enemy was an ex-roommate named Derrick, because we did finally squash our beef with a sword fight while he was asleep.

@heweihou86 Family, what should I do?#greenscreenvideo #foryou #peacock #animals #pets #funny #fyp #tiktok ♬ Headstrong – Trapt

Thanks to JustA, who agrees this is probably only a few weeks away from being a Farmers commercial.