This is a video (including footage from the ground and from the cockpit) of a Boeing 767 operated by Icelandair landing and taking off again from Antarctica’s Troll Airfield, which services the Troll Research Station as well as serving as a hub to other Antarctic research stations accessible via smaller aircraft. It looks pretty cold there. Also, I assume the Troll in Troll Airfield and Research Station is referring to the snow trolls that are native to the area. You don’t want to run into one of those things during a snowstorm! Back me up, Luke Skywalker. “That was a Wampa.” We may call them different things on different planets, but they’re all the same. Now make yourself useful and Force me a beer from the fridge.

Presumably to celebrate the sport coming to the summer Olympics in 2024, this is a video of a breakdancer showing a bunch of kids what’s up (his entire lower body) with a routine that makes it seem like his legs are filled with helium. Hardcore! I actually got drunk recently and tried breakdancing and broke several things, lamps and bones included. AND at least one heart: my girlfriend’s, when she realized she wasn’t dating the breakdancer of her dreams. Or if she is, she’s doing it behind my back and that’s not cool.

This is some dashcam footage from China of a Tesla Model Y about to get t-boned by some oblivious porterhouse making a u-turn, which they narrowly avoid with a quick swerve and stomping on the gas electric. Now that was some quality defensive driving right there. For reference, I would have swerved right into that row of hedges, and probably continued straight into the building. “Sorry, wrong address!” I imagine explaining out the window while trying to reverse out of the hole I made.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees that, like with so many things in life, sometimes you just have to stomp on it.

This is a cooly shot video of a guy on a snowmobile unknowingly showing us all what happens when your snowmobile belt breaks while in speedy use. SPOILER: A suddens stop and Superman over the handlebars, immediately followed by eating shit. Or snow rather — eating snow. Possibly yellow snow depending on where you land. If you land in my backyard, almost certainly yellow snow, and probably with some brown not-snow. That would be dog poop. “Looks human to me.” My girlfriend takes forever getting ready in the bathroom!

This is a video of TikTok user India Sasha challenging a group of four lads at the pub to a simultaneous round of rock/paper/scissors for drinks. The rules are if a single one of them beats her, she’ll buy all the guys drinks, but if she beats them, they have to buy her and all her friends drinks. You’d think if each guy just threw a different sign that they’d win, but no, they do not. Now that is some Grade A hustling right there. Knowing me I would have demanded a rematch and had to buy another round.

@indiasasha If you can’t live laugh love your disability, you should 😜 #disability #indiasasha #fyp #prank ♬ original sound – Indiasasha

This is some dashcam footage of a small white sedan that appears to get rear-ended by a tractor trailer, sending it swerving into another lane backwards with another oncoming truck, but the driver manages to reverse out of its way just in time to not die. Most impressive. Would I have been able to do that? No, but I would have been able to press my ejector seat button. “You don’t have an ejector seat button.” No, but I do have a seatbelt button, a door handle, and incredibly poor split-second decision making skills.