This is the suite (and sweet) sign for the Women’s Care Specialists for mammograms and ultrasounds in a medical building, who have the very appropriate and presumably intentional suite 800B. Is there also a urologist in Suite P3N15? I doubt it, but what sort of trouble are you having, anyways? I’ve read almost all the spicy parts of WebMD.

Thanks again to JustA, who would like this to serve as a reminder to check those breast regularly.

Because even cowboys love disco, this is the disco ball inspired cowboy hat handmade and sold by Etsy shop MysticalMosaicsGifts. It’s a cowboy hat covered with a mosaic of small mirrored tiles just like a disco ball, available with or without dangly tassels. Will it blind your dueling opponent at high noon? Without a question. It’s funny, as ridiculous as this thing is, I actually know people who will have to have it and wear it all the time. And those people are me.

This is a video of Joseph of Joseph’s Machines (previously) demonstrating the elaborate alarm clock and human car wash was he constructed to get him out of bed, washed, dressed, and out the door in just under two minutes. That’s impressive. For reference, it generally takes me about six hours to leave the house after waking up, and that’s assuming I don’t swing by the sofa for a lil’ napper on the way out the door.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees that a dog that’s about to poop on the floor — now that’s how you get up and out the door in a hurry.

This is a video of chocolatier Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing an entire bar out of edible chocolate, complete with stools, faux wood paneling, marble countertop, and bar accessories. The bar was made as a promotion for Bailey’s Irish Cream. And you know how I feel about Bailey’s! “Actually, I don’t.” And you never will! HAHA — I’M TAKING IT TO THE GRAVE.

This is a video of a worker slipping and falling off a roof carrying a load over one shoulder and landing perfectly on his feet. Is he a cat? Maybe. As far as falling off a roof goes, things certainly could have gone a lot worse. But, minus not falling off in the first place, not much better. I mean unless this is was the accident that made him realize he had wings. And not angel wings either, just to be clear.

What area did that guy just unlock????
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Thanks to my dad, who agrees you should always hope for a soft landing.

This is a video of pool trick shot artist Florian “Venom” Kohler (crazy, I never would have pegged him for a Venom) discussing his skills, and demonstrating how to make a few shots. Florian, the proud recipient of numerous Guinness World Records, estimates he’s invented over 10,000 new tricks, most of which are different variations of sting, machine gun, and satellite shots. That’s cool. So, if you ever see Florian in a pool hall DO NOT challenge him to a trick shot contest unless you want to lose all your money. The man knows his way around a pool table. Around an actual pool? I’d school this fool at Marco Polo.