Because a couple that karts together often goes to bed angry in separate bedrooms (at least if my own experience is any indication), this is a video of a woman absolutely destroying her husband with a green shell right at the finish line in Mario Kart. Not even a red shell, a GREEN shell. Talk about adding insult to injury. If that had been me I would have asked for a divorce. No — invented a time machine then gone back and made sure I never even met my wife. “Jesus.” Exactly, it’s what he would do.

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Thanks to JustA, who I refuse to play at Mario Kart except in Battle Mode. She’s too fast.

This is a video of completely blind Street Fighter 6 player BlindWarriorSven beating opponent EternalPancake during the EVO 2023 fighting game tournament. He’s good. And can’t see anything. Sven lost his eyesight at age six as the result of a cancerous brain tumor, but apparently doesn’t need vision to destroy opponents at Street Fighter. Me? I can’t even pee in the toilet with my eyes closed without my girlfriend screaming I’m in her closet.

In what he’s calling an all new musical genre dubbed Hanksta Rap, Dustin Ballard of Youtube channel There I Ruined It (previously) had Hank Williams perform N.W.A.’s ‘Straight Outta Compton’ with the help of artificial intelligence. I’m not gonna lie, it’s a banger, just like the original. Would I line dance to it? No, I don’t like line dancing. True story: growing up in Alabama, line dancing was an entire six-week course of high school P.E. I hated it, I just wanted to play dodgeball. Plus I heard the girl I had a crush on call me four-eyes we were dancing because I wore glasses. It’s cool though, we’re friends on Facebook and her life looks like a raging dumpster fire.

In delicious karma news, this is some dashcam footage of a cool guy biker doing burnouts while waiting at a stoplight, causing the SUV driver behind him to have to roll up their windows due to all the rubbery smoke. The biker then gets a flat just 30 seconds later. I wonder if the two incidents are related.

[OC] Karma is sweet
by u/Forsaken_Grade_9651 in IdiotsInCars

This is a video of Sinéad O’Conner performing Prince’s ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’, with the vocals isolated to really make her voice stand out. Not that it didn’t already, but now it’s all there is. I also included the version of the song you’re all familiar with, as well as Prince’s original for reference. You can never have too many references, that’s one of my mottos. Also why my resume is seven pages of phone numbers of the people I paid to say good things about me.

This is a compilation video of young Deccan demonstrating his extreme skill with a hockey stick and ball or puck, making a bunch of ridiculously impressive trick shots. Sadly, Deccan was diagnosed with Duchenne muscular dystrophy (DND) at the age of 3, and could be in a wheelchair as young as 6. But right now Deccan is defying the odds and has become an advocate for his condition, raising awareness and over $300,000 for research. Way to go, Deccan! If I had any fish to throw on the ice, I would.