Man Performs Tricks On Freeskates, Tiny Two-Wheeled Skateboards For Each Foot
These are several Instagram videos of Lance Lynn demonstrating his exceptional skill with Freeskates, tiny two-wheeled skateboards, one for each foot. In case you couldn’t tell from the screencaps, he’s not attached to them either (and wearing flip flops in the video on the mini halfpipe!), which allows him to perform kicky-flips and all sorts of other tricks, like pushing a skate away then reconnecting with it later (I would have just said goodbye forever). For reference, I had to ice my ankles just thinking about how badly I’d roll them attempting anything like this. They say the more you roll an ankle the easier it is to roll in the future, and both my ankles are like mouse trackballs now. Do kids even know about those?
Testing A Flamethrowing Tuba: Fire In Your Hole!
Taking the marching band to its logical next level, this is a video of MasterMilo testing the flamethrowing tuba he built out of a tuba (shocking) and chainsaw motor, which shoot a jet of ignited propane as its wielded. That’s cool. The bell of that tuba after shooting flames? That is not cool, that is probably HOT. Definitely not something you’d want to pretend to sit on like a toilet right afterwards, no matter how badly you’re convinced farting into the fat end will reduce the sound to a mouse squeak when it exits the mouthpiece.
Old Footage Of Lady Losing Final Jeopardy For Not Phrasing Answer As Question
Step into my time machine (take your shoes off first!) and take a trip back to 1986 and Jeopardy’s second season, in which Kathy Harley blows Final Jeopardy by failing to write her answer in the form of a question, losing the game she would have won. That is unfortunate. For her. For the winner Jeff it was less unfortunate. Of course Jeff lost the very next game though, so there’s that. What might have been. Like what if I’d married my high school sweetheart? “Nothing good.” Just a total trainwreck.
Seal Provides Free Underwater Tickle Service
This is a video from free-diver, surfer, conservationist and harbor seal enthusiast Michael Boyd, who has befriended a harbor seal named Mowgli, who kindly provides him with complimentary tickles and hair combing. Those are good free services to have! The best part of the video though is the part documenting how harbor seals sleep, either wedging themselves between two rocks to stay put, or free rolling at the bottom of the ocean like a fat hot dog. It’s like sleeping in a hammock without the hammock! Basically what dreams are made of if you ask me, provided there aren’t any orcas within 12,000 miles.
David Bowie And Queen’s ‘Under Pressure’, But Just The Gibberish Scatting
This is a clip edited by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), featuring David Bowie and Queen’s 1981 banger ‘Under Pressure’, but with everything but the nonsensical scatting sounds removed. It’s like tasting a single element of a deconstructed version of the song, the same way you might the individual ingredients of a deconstructed hamburger at a fancy restaurant. I can’t eat this with my hands, send it back! I knew we should have gone to Wendy’s.
Boston Police Officer Takes Wild Ride Down Kid’s Slide
This is a clip of a Boston police officer inspecting a children’s slide for safety (I’m kidding, totally just dicking around), and getting taken on the ride of his life in the process. At least he didn’t shoot it afterwards. But why was he riding face-down? Who taught you how to ride slides, a ragdoll? Did you Crisco your police pants first? I’d call 911 if I were you.
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