In sweet, wholesome internet news, this is a short video of nine baby opossums chomping on some banana. Man, I love opossums. Raccoons too. People think they’re weird, but that’s because people need to pretend they’re better than eating out of trash cans and playing in the sewers at night

Seen here being modeled by a man pretending to change his own gears, this is the Giant Convertible Car Inflatable Pool Float created by Hoovy and available on Amazon. The $100 float is over eight feet long, almost five feet wide, has a suggested weight limit of 300-pounds, and is

This is a video made from film footage taken around Tokyo, Japan from 1913-1915 that has been upscaled to 4K resolution and 60 frames/second, with deflickering, colorization, and facial restoration. It’s amazing to say the least. I feel like I just stepped out of my time machine, which was shocking

This is a video from a Tesla Model 3 on Interstate 605 in Los Angeles of a rogue tire that the car helps avoid. In the driver’s own words, who wants to make it clear he’s the real hero here, but the car did help a litle, like a mediocre

This is a video from Reigarw Comparisons comparing various numbers from different video game franchises. Things like number of guns in Fortnite, champions in League Of Legends, number of Pokemon, number of different cosmetics available in Team Fortress 2, planets in No Man’s Sky, etc., etc. The numbers start at

This is the gingerbread Venom bust created by Norwegian gingerbread artist Caroline Eriksson. As you can see, it’s totally nuts. Some more info from Caroline while I try to take a selfie tongue-kissing the thing without breaking it: Finished my gingerbread symbiote bust after a couple of weeks and a

This is a rather satisfying, possibly ASMR video of Youtuber Gojzer crushing a variety of different objects both in regular form and encased in Jell-O, using a fast shredder. The sound that Jell-O makes reminds me of of when I used to squish it in-between my teeth as a kid.

This is a video of Natalie Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio walking us through her process of creating a life-size, hyperrealistic McDonald’s Egg McMuffin cake. Clearly, Natalie has the skills to pay the bills. Hopefully mine, because my water is getting cut off on Friday and I lost One-Eyed Willie’s