This is a video from a wildlife camera set up to record penguins (presumably disguised as a newspaper to blend in) that two curious emperor penguins knock over and proceed to stare at in the cutest way possible. Penguins, am I right? They’re like the us of birds. “Speak for

Because I’m covering all the hard-hitting news today (and every day — the Pulitzer prize committee should just hire me to give prizes to myself), this is a video of a dog head that turns into a cat. Crazy — one second it’s a dog’s head, and the next it’s

Because when it rains it pours vomit, this is a video of ‘birds aren’t real’ satirical conspiracy theory founder Peter McIndoe performing a spit-take during a live television interview with Chicago-based WGN 9. The newscasters seem to think it’s real, like birds, but it was obviously a prank. Wait —

Note: Volume on. This is a video of a woman sipping on some drinkable yogurt when she spots her friend filming her, and proceeds to laugh and spit up like a 240-month old. I like the last bit of spit up at the end. You think she’s finished, but nope,

This is a video of a dam gate being opened after years of remaining closed. The amount of mud and silt that gets pushed through before the water really starts flowing — my goodness! Reminds me of all the extruding I used to do with my Play-Doh Fun Factory as

In happy endings news, tabby cat Montequlla was joyfully reunited with his family after she was unknowingly donated to an ARC Thrift Store in Boulder, Colorado inside a recliner. Thankfully, after realizing the cat was missing, her owners contacted the thrift store, who had already found the cat in the

This is a video from Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) planetary astronomer Dr. James O’Donoghue (previously), detailing how far you’d be able to throw a ball on other planets compared to on earth. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that I’m not convinced I could even throw a

This is a short video from the Flamingo Casino in Las Vegas of a bartender making a cocktail shaker levitate while he pours tequila. How does he do it? Magic. Or maybe a magnet attached to the stainless steel shaker with a length of fishing line connecting it to the