Clearly not heeding my advice that Mario needs a complete character redesign (voice especially) like they did Sonic, Nintendo and Illumination just released a full-length trailer for The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Admittedly, it looks more promising than I anticipated. Maybe Nintendo is onto something with the whole Mario thing

Meet Flossie, a tortoiseshell cat from Orpington, England, who, just ahead of her 27th birthday, has been recognized as the world’s oldest living cat. Not bad, Flossie, but if you plan on taking the oldest cat in the world record you better still have plenty of years left in you,

This is ‘In Your Imagination’, a song created by melodysheep (aka John D. Boswell) for PBS Digital Studios using clips from Reading Rainbow . Honestly, I didn’t expect much, but I was happily surprised. It’s like thinking you won’t win anything on that lotto scratcher you bought after a few

This is a video of two Buzzfeed Australia journalists (does that make me a journalist too?) ordering the same Subway sub as the person in front of them at the drive-thru, then rating those sandwiches. Of course they’re in Australia, so the sandwiches are already a little different. Also, I’ve

This is a video of Brazilian pianist, accordionist, sound engineer, musician, aquarist (aquarium keeper), YouTuber, and starer (you got a problem with me?!) Vinheteiro demonstrating skill progression on a harpsichord from one minute of playing, to ten years (5,256,000 minutes). Of course this is assuming the musician already has some

Because toes aren’t weird enough looking already, nail artist Tahvya of Nailedbytav created this realistic eyeball toenail art. She handpainted each eyeball, and says the whole process took about three hours. Three hours well spent if you ask me! This probably goes without saying, but this is the perfect pedicure

Ready to keep you company whenever you JurASSic Park yourself on the toilet (I’m an idiot and fully aware) to take care of business and do some light Instagram scrolling comes this molded resin velociraptor toilet paper holder. Available on Amazon (affiliate link, also available in t-rex, pic below), this

Clearly having taken advantage of some Black Friday flatscreen deal, this is a video of Youtuber Drew Builds Stuff constructing a massive virtual floor-to-ceiling window using three TCL 75″ Class 5-Series 4K Smart TVs. That’s cool. He could have made an actual window for far cheaper though, especially if he

Because dream it and you can achieve it, this is a video of Willy Wonka’s son Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing a full-size foosball table entirely out of chocolate. As in, it’s ALL chocolate, from the legs to the poles to the players to the balls. He likely made the table

This is some security cam footage of a man leaving for his lunch break at *ignores travel posters* what I assume is a sperm bank (donating all morning long leaves you famished!) and the wind catching the glass door on his way out, pushing it all the way back and