This is a video of Instagram user its.PilotJohn performing a nosedive to allegedly wake up his female passenger with a little weightlessness. It’s true, I’ve found nothing wakes you up in a hurry quite like thinking you’re about to die. Was she actually asleep though? That’s debatable. A debate you would probably lose if you were arguing this wasn’t staged, or didn’t bring a lead pipe to the debate to intimate the other team (my debate team went undefeated in high school).