Because what good is writing a blog if you can’t occasionally treat it like Facebook Marketplace, I have a small selection of my adult (not that kind) toys for sale. Mostly vinyl stuff from Amanda Visell (some signed), Doktor A (some signed), Bubi Au Yeung, and a random assortment of

This is a video from Donetsk, Ukraine of a hunk who was alerted to a dog that had fallen through the ice of the Kalmius River, and did what any real hero would — stripped down to his underwear and went and got that dog. Very nice. Both on your

Because it’s way cooler to come in hot than come in cold with a runny nose and freezing hands that your girlfriend won’t let you touch her with, this is a TikTok video of some dude taking a new Toyota truck for a little simulated offroad test by blasting up

This is a video of some guy asleep behind the wheel of a parked car who’s woken up by his friends shaking the vehicle, and immediately grabs the wheel to avoid an unseen accident. Admittedly, a much better reaction than just closing your eyes and jerking the wheel in one

This is a video of a monkey at a zoo having its mind absolutely blown by a disappearing and reappearing leaf trick. The trick isn’t even performed all that well, but that monkey is IMPRESSED. It almost seems like it’s hamming it up for the camera its reaction is so

In faith in humanity restoration news, this is a video of a foursome covering a woman’s Audi convertible with a tent during a downpour at the Palafox Market in Pensacola, Florida. The good samaritans are the folks behind Big Jerk Soda Co. (who are anything but!), who were vending at

This is a video (including footage from the ground and from the cockpit) of a Boeing 767 operated by Icelandair landing and taking off again from Antarctica’s Troll Airfield, which services the Troll Research Station as well as serving as a hub to other Antarctic research stations accessible via smaller

Presumably to celebrate the sport coming to the summer Olympics in 2024, this is a video of a breakdancer showing a bunch of kids what’s up (his entire lower body) with a routine that makes it seem like his legs are filled with helium. Hardcore! I actually got drunk recently

This is some dashcam footage from China of a Tesla Model Y about to get t-boned by some oblivious porterhouse making a u-turn, which they narrowly avoid with a quick swerve and stomping on the gas electric. Now that was some quality defensive driving right there. For reference, I would

This is a cooly shot video of a guy on a snowmobile unknowingly showing us all what happens when your snowmobile belt breaks while in speedy use. SPOILER: A suddens stop and Superman over the handlebars, immediately followed by eating shit. Or snow rather — eating snow. Possibly yellow snow