This is some rare footage of a small (bell diameter ~1.1-inches) psychedelic jelly (Crossota millsae) spotted by one of the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute’s robotic deep sea rovers in the midnight zone, the absolutely pitch black area of the sea from a depth of around 3,500-feet downward. Just look

This is a video of a girl who met up with some friends in her high school parking lot for a little socially distanced get-together, and is leaving to leave with her soda on top of her car. That’s when another friend sees an opportunity, starts recording, and warns her

This is a visualization video from Youtube channel Real Data comparing the heights of the world’s tallest statues. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that my penis dwarfs all of these and I should only make love to constellations. Granted I was already pretty sure before, but now

This is a mashup video created by Youtuber Jonkari P of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May of Britain’s Top Gear attempting to trebuchet a giant in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Things do not go according to plan. Man, I collected SO MANY giant’s toes in Skyrim. I

This is a video of Red Bull extreme athletes Fred Fugen, Vincent Cotte, and Mike Swanson performing wingsuit fly-bys of the Pyramid of Khafre in Giza. Stunning. You know, I hope I have the opportunity to visit the great pyramids one day. And I also hope I’m the first to

In I don’t ever want to get old news, these are two videos of grandmas attempting to use the smartphone picture on the signs in front of the Mobile Order Curbside Pickup parking spots at McDonald’s to contact the restaurant. These, uh, these have to be fake, right? Is this

In news that inspired me to save quite a bit of money cancelling a ski trip I had planned, this is a video from Beech Mountain Ski Resort in North Carolina where a skier hit a hydrant used for snowmaking, which caused a pipe to burst, and workers unknowingly stopping

This is a video from a wildlife camera set up to record penguins (presumably disguised as a newspaper to blend in) that two curious emperor penguins knock over and proceed to stare at in the cutest way possible. Penguins, am I right? They’re like the us of birds. “Speak for

Because I’m covering all the hard-hitting news today (and every day — the Pulitzer prize committee should just hire me to give prizes to myself), this is a video of a dog head that turns into a cat. Crazy — one second it’s a dog’s head, and the next it’s

Because when it rains it pours vomit, this is a video of ‘birds aren’t real’ satirical conspiracy theory founder Peter McIndoe performing a spit-take during a live television interview with Chicago-based WGN 9. The newscasters seem to think it’s real, like birds, but it was obviously a prank. Wait —