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Diver Nearly Gets Tail-Flipped By Humpback Whale

This is a video from some adventure-seekers in Tonga diving with a couple humpback whales, who just narrowly miss a whale’s tail flip. I don’t know, maybe don’t get so close to them. They don’t come to where you live and fill your house with plastic, do they? While certainly a sight to behold, these are not the sort of whale tails I’m into. *wink* Know what I mean? “You mean when a woman purposefully wears a thong above her pant-line.” What? God no, I meant the 1980’s Porsches with the wide fenders and giant spoilers. “Did you though?” Depends, are you my girlfriend? “No.” Then still no. Haha — nice try, honey!