OH HELL NO HAWK, NOT TODAY.
Canadian Geese Parents Protect Goslings From Hawk

This is a video of two Canadian geese protecting their goslings from a hawk attack. When the hawk comes in hot one goes low to cover the babies with its wings, while the other takes to the air to meet the hawk in aerial combat. Honestly, I thought one was about to pick up that pipe and start swinging it. Now that is dedication. For reference, my parents used to leave me at the mall. Then, whenever I’d see them circling the parking lot the next day they’d insist it was an accident, but that never explained the ‘DECENT WORKER, FREE TO AN OKAY HOME’ sign.