This is some Nest home security cam footage from a cabin in the woods of a large bear smashing through the front door to take a look around. Obviously, there’s no doubt in my mind he was looking for Goldilocks, who at this very moment was probably back at his

This is a video from Yellowstone National Park of a woman tripping and falling while being charged by a bison, and playing dead to avoid attack. Thankfully, it works. But what’s up with all these people wandering out into fields dangerously close to bison? It’s not like bison are ninjas

This is a video of TikTok user elijah.sky casually reading on the porch when SURPRISE, mama bear shows up with baby bear, presumably to rummage through some trash and/or demand Goldilocks’s current address. Elijah is surprisingly calm throughout the entire visit, which thankfully didn’t end with him getting his face

This is ‘Ducks Annihilate A Bowl Of Peas,’ a piece of performance art starring two ducks ravaging a bowl of watery peas with the same ferocity as I used to attack all-you-can-eat buffets before they were all shut down due to the coronavirus. When managers saw me coming you could

This is a worthwhile video posted by Cypress Hill on Facebook (what world do we live in?) of a bear practicing with what appear to be homemade nunchucks, appropriately set to the band’s ‘When The Shit Goes Down’. Man, there is no question that when the shit goes down that

These are a couple shots of a triggerfish that appears to have human lips and teeth. Some more info while I call Ursula on my conch shell phone and demand answers: “This mouthy triggerfish was reportedly caught in Malaysia. According to National Geographic, triggerfish “use very tough teeth and jaws

This is a video of Youtuber Shawn Woods catching a mole that’s been digging up his yard and placing it in a custom built ‘mole farm’ to see how it digs. SPOILER: Hard and fast. Of course the soil in there isn’t compacted at all so it makes for some

This is a short video of a little archerfish demonstrating how easily it could hit an apple on someone’s head by spitting a perfect bullseye and knocking its shrimp treat into the water. Impressive. Maybe not as good as my aim, but *tosses paper wad at trashcan, misses* Whatever. You