This is an ad created by director Lucas Zanotto for Italian furniture manufacturer PLANK using a bunch of their designs to perform ping pong ball trick shots (previously: this maniac’s trick shots). Apparently it took Lucas and his nephew over two weeks and 2,000 attempts to sink all the shots

Because pouring shots takes time (I’m talking valuable seconds here) — time you could spend drinking instead, this is the $26 quick shot dispenser. You just pour into the middle of the bowl above, and it distributes booze relatively evenly into the shot glasses below (which can be individually plugged

This is a “Flaminrose”, a flamingo inspired prosthetic leg for wine glasses with broken stems. It was created by neverita design as part of their ‘Emergency Aid’ project, which “aims to transform broken and unusable objects into creative products.” Man, where have these been my entire relationship? I swear, if

Because there’s a market for baby Yoda everything, these are the 3-D printed vomiting Grogu toothpaste toppers created and sold by Etsy shop SnowBloom3D ($16 for a single, $24 for a 2-pack). The puking Grogus come with four different adapters to fit all major toothpaste brands, but no guarantee if

Because occasionally drunken cheeseburger-eating prayers do get answered, this is the $20 David Hasselhoff Chia Pet available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth (presumably among other places). Obviously, as far as Chia Pets to practice your kissing on go, this is a pretty good one. Also Bob Ross and any of

This is a real stapler in soap created by Etsy seller PalmStoneCreations to look like Dwight’s stapler in Jello from The Office. The soap costs $22, measures approximately 5-inches round 3-inches tall, weighs 1 pound 9-ounces and does not include the plate. Per one very satisfied customer: This. Was. PERFECT!!

Inspired by a classic scene from the Tom & Jerry cartoon, Florida-based artist and rug maker Nellaf (fallen backwards, like risen!) created this flattened Tom stair-runner rug (22″ x 55″, available in his shop HERE for $200), presumably to cash in on all the excitement about the new live-action/CGI Tom

Because can you even call yourself a band if you don’t have at least one instrument that looks like a creepy baby doll, these are the $300 BabyBot musical synthesizers created and sold by Moonlight Armada. Available in light theremin (red) and analog synthesizer (purple) editions, both are ‘set up