This is a video of a Brooklyn street performing riding his bike around while balancing a full trash can on top of his head. For reference, I could never do this, because my head is too– “Penis shaped.” Thanks honey. A quick mental note to start an argument in bed

Because you have to keep them guessing, this is a video of multi-discipline athlete Bob Reese performing a skateboard to bodyboard to diving trick in a mostly empty swimming pool. When I first started watching the video I just assumed he was going to hurt himself, so I definitely wasn’t

Because my circus is always looking for a new act, this is an unsolicited video audition of a man hanging from some aerial straps picking up a woman spinning five hula hoops WITH HIS MOUTH. For reference, my grandma’s teeth would have come out well before that woman was off

This is a vintage clip from the Stupid Human Tricks segment of Late Night With David Letterman circa 1994 of a woman that looks like a cross between Alyssa Milano and my friend Bevin who can spit her gum out and catch it back in her mouth like Kirby. How

This is a video of designer Ari Serrano demonstrating a pair of pants he made that have an integrated pet carrier in the butt. I’m pretty sure it’s more of a conceptual piece than a practical one, because you can’t sit while carrying your pet. Well you could, but then

Because getting towed behind a boat just isn’t enough fun for some people, Commercial Towables has developed the Galaxy Spinner, a giant boat-towed inflatable that spins around as its pulled so you can get EXTRA SICK. I swear, since when does a person have to puke just to have a

This is a video of a little girl demonstrating some mind blowingly impressive hand dancing optical illusions. It took me several views to understand just what the hell was going on, and even then my mind was blown, but, FULL DISCLOSURE: that doesn’t take much. “I’ve had to block him

This is a video from TikTok user aubrey_hepburn of a friend at her apartment causally picking up a pink pineapple candle to smell not realizing it’s lit and pouring hot wax all over her face and hair and clothes. As far as recommended ways to smell candles goes, this is