Just wait till Oscar jumps out of there!
Street Performer Rides Bike While Balancing Full Trash Can On Head

This is a video of a Brooklyn street performing riding his bike around while balancing a full trash can on top of his head. For reference, I could never do this, because my head is too– “Penis shaped.” Thanks honey. A quick mental note to start an argument in bed later aside, this is impressive. What’s even more impressive is how all those people are walking by AND NOT STOPPING IN AWE OF THIS MAN’S PERFORMANCE ART. Is art truly dead?! Could it only be revived with a thousand tasteful nudes? We should try anyways.