Yeah I'll just be under an umbrella on the beach if you need me.
The Galaxy Spinner: A Giant Spinning Boat-Towed Inflatable

Because getting towed behind a boat just isn’t enough fun for some people, Commercial Towables has developed the Galaxy Spinner, a giant boat-towed inflatable that spins around as its pulled so you can get EXTRA SICK. I swear, since when does a person have to puke just to have a good time? “Says the guy who had to go to rehab.” HEY NOW.