Because the internet operates under a just because you can policy, this is a video of Elon Musk deepfaked as Miley Cyrus in her music video for ‘Wrecking Ball’. For those of you unaware, Elon Musk will be the host of SNL this week, with Miley Cyrus as musical guest.

This is some security cam footage from the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport of a 9-year old riding a baggage conveyor belt into a sorting machine while his family and employees were distracted checking bags. Some more details while I wish I’d done this myself as a child: Airport spokesperson Pat

Because there just so happens to be room in my traveling circus for one more act, this is a video of a man demonstrating his ball balancing skills while simultaneously balancing on a ladder. Obviously, he’s just what my circus needs. And I’m not just saying that because I accidentally

This is a video of TikTok’er Davey Rutherford casually throwing in the word cocaine into his grocery shopping list to see how his ex-Australian police drug sniffing dog Dante reacts. He, uh, he perks up right away. I just tried the same thing with my dogs and not a single

In other home infestation news, this is a clip from Inside Edition about a home in Torrance, California that was invaded by some 1,500 birds that came flying right down through the chimney looking for a place to roost away from predators. Santa birds! You should have closed the chimney

This is a video of magician/warlock David Blaine performing a card trick for Harrison Ford in Ford’s kitchen, and blowing his mind in the process. He asks Harrison to mentally pick any card from a deck, then makes the card physically disappear from the deck, and appear inside an uncut

Keeping with the carjacking/robbery theme today, this is a video from the inside of a bulletproofed Toyota Landcruiser as a group tries to rob it while in transit in Pretoria, South Africa. The driver, an ex-police officer, handles it all incredibly well, despite being shot at several times (the first

This is some security cam footage from a gas station in Chile where a white van full of carjackers roll up and attempt to take a man’s car while he’s at the pump, only to get soaked with gasoline. My God I bet that smelled good. It’s like that gasoline