I just wish I was there to smell it.
Unarmed Robbers Attempt To Carjack Man At Gas Pump, Gasoline Party Ensues

This is some security cam footage from a gas station in Chile where a white van full of carjackers roll up and attempt to take a man’s car while he’s at the pump, only to get soaked with gasoline. My God I bet that smelled good. It’s like that gasoline fight scene in Zoolander, but in real life. Plus I bet it’ll be easy to identify the would-be thieves in a lineup when the detective pulls a cigarette and lighter from his pocket and casually asks if anybody minds if he smokes in here.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees when in doubt, hit it with some gasoline.