In why hasn’t somebody added Miley Cyrus’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ to this news, here’s a home video of Michael Chicoine testing a children’s zipline, despite the fact it’s probably made for kids under 120 pounds and not 220-pound adult men capable of generating so much momentum before hitting the spring brake

This is a video of a garbage truck picking up and accidentally dropping an entire trash can into its compactor, popping the can’s wheels off in the process. How perfectly the wheels fly off — it’s like art. I mean if art wasn’t dead. Well, except for tasteful nudes —

Because the moment some people put on virtual reality goggles all sense of the analog world disappears and they become fully immersed in the Matrix, this is a video of Ashley Cacioppo’s dad diving into his television from a VR balance beam, breaking the screen. Just where the hell did

This is some home security cam footage from Old MacDonald’s place of a goat that knows how to open doors opening the front door so he and his other goat, chicken, and alpaca friends can head inside to break stuff and eat all the houseplants and poop everywhere. My kind

Because leafy greens are dangerous, this is a video of a cat smacking a forkful of salad from its owners hand before the human can poison itself. Good kitty! Me? I actually like salad. But really only Ambrosia and fruit salads. You know, it’s weird they’re not on the menu

Because apparently there are actually people out there who are convinced hot tub delivery is a one-man job, this is a video of a man attempting to unload a hot tub from a trailer solo and things going about as well as you’d expect. I don’t get it, at the

Note: Volume on, overdub is value-add. This is a video from TikTok user jamieleeclitoris (real mature!), featuring footage he was able to secure from the public transit authority or Big Brother or whoever is in charge of stuff like this featuring him eating shit multiple times running to catch a

This is a video of a man attempting to ride a kid’s slide that can only be described as completely unsafe for adults (and possibly children as well — I’m pretty sure slides are supposed to have such jagged turns and rip a piece of your coat off on the