NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie. This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a

This is a video of a man bringing a sandwich outside for a little al fresco dining action when heavy winds blow his sandwich apart piece by piece, with a slice of salami even getting stuck to his friend’s leg. For reference, I usually tape my salami to my leg

This is a video of a Tennessee cheerleader attempting to retrieve a giant cardboard ‘O’ (from ‘VOLS’, camouflaged a bit on painted floor) left on the court during a recent NCAA basketball game against Arkansas. I like the play-by-play by the announcers. You’d think the cheerleaders, or at least somebody

This is a short video of a Starbucks barista attempting to heave a heavy bag of coffee beans over her shoulder Santa Clause style, and the bag taking her to the ground with it like a professional wrestler. Hey — at least she got them over her shoulder, I’ll give

This is a video of a Missouri man in flannel trying to saber the top off a champagne bottle with a bowie knife (I know, it sounds like just a bunch of unrelated words strung together), and doing it just about as poorly as possible. Honestly, I didn’t even know

This is a video of a woman in a beautiful pair of red boots living her best life until she mistakes a pool for ground she can walk on and takes an accidental dip. Jesus did it better. Still, that is unfortunate. But only for her, because I felt quite

This is a video from geriatric America’s favorite game show Wheel Of Fortune of the contestants struggling to solve ‘ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR CAP’, despite almost all the letters already being there. Poor Thomas keeps spinning Bankrupt and Lose A Turns, while Laura attempts to solve three different times with

This is a video of two men ice fishing when one leaves (presumably for more liquor he doesn’t need), but forgets to detach the fishing tent from the snowmobile first, dragging the tent and his buddy inside along with him. Eventually his buddy jumps out the bottom because this is