Old dogs: learning new tricks is easy for some of them. My old dogs? My old dogs can’t even remember their old tricks. They’re incredible at pooping inside if its raining out though. This is a video of a 10-year old English Mastiff driving a golf cart into its owner’s truck, then fleeing the scene on paw. So, do you think the owner would have been able to solve this mystery without the security cam footage? Sometimes I wonder. About a lot of things, really. Like why are we all here? I haven’t come to a definitive conclusion yet, but based on my life so far I’m leading towards some sort of punishment.