This is a video of a young Björk Guðmundsdóttir singing ‘Cork The Bitch’s Arse’ as lead singer of punk band Tappi Tíkarrass during a 1982 performance at the Western Melavellinum in Reykjavík, Iceland. She really is a joy to watch on stage — such a presence. Unrelated but also kinda

Seen here practicing his moves against the Foot Clan, a pet tortoise engages in a ramming battle with a piece of black tape stuck to its owner’s shoe. And, the moment the tape is removed, the tortoise instantly returns to friendly mode. Crazy. You think that tape reminds him of

This is a video from a McDonald’s employee who strapped a GoPro to their noggin and captured five minutes of their sandwich making during lunch rush. I’m not going to lie, those cheeseburgers looked good. Now I want a cheeseburger. Also, I could never do this. Partly because I crumble

WARNING: TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN, CRAZY SCREAM. This is some home security cam footage of a man walking up a driveway to speak with two women when one of the women, Cheryl, turns around and screams bloody murder because she assumes a terrifying clown is going to be the last

Presumably trying to piggyback on the previous performer’s trash inspired performance art, this is a video of environmental activist Rob Greenfield wearing a suit he made containing all the trash he allegedly accumulated over the course of 27 days, totally 62 pounds. Honestly, it’s a better look than some of

This is a video of a Brooklyn street performing riding his bike around while balancing a full trash can on top of his head. For reference, I could never do this, because my head is too– “Penis shaped.” Thanks honey. A quick mental note to start an argument in bed

Because you have to keep them guessing, this is a video of multi-discipline athlete Bob Reese performing a skateboard to bodyboard to diving trick in a mostly empty swimming pool. When I first started watching the video I just assumed he was going to hurt himself, so I definitely wasn’t

This is a video of Paul Stuart providing a fascinating and informative in-depth tour of the Space Shuttle Discovery, including what everybody REALLY wants to see: the interior, AKA where all the magic happens. Not unlike my bedroom. *wink* Honey, back me up. “He tries to impress me with his