Because Japan is so far ahead of the game I’m not sure we’re still playing the same sport, Tansan is a new Japanese canned beverage that forms a semi-solid gel in the stomach to help prevent hunger pangs for up to two hours. Would people in the US abuse these trying to lose weight and end up exploding or sh!tting bricks? There’s no question. The lemon flavored drink, which contains psyllium fiber that reacts with stomach acid, already has a jelly-like consistency straight of out of the can, but solidifies even further once inside the belly. Alternatively: live on Jello shots. Never hungry, always drunk. “Hell yeah!” Congratulations, that was a test and you failed — welcome to your intervention.