Kingsland, Arkansas: the birthplace of Johnny Cash. And to honor the musician, the city painted a silhouette of him holding a guitar on a water tower. Then a week ago some vandal/sharpshooter went and shot him right in the crotch so it appears Johnny is peeing. Peeing to the tune(!) OF 30,000 GALLONS A DAY. Not cool, but I imagine it would take an awful lot of pee to extinguish that burning ring of fire he’s always going on about.
Thanks again to JustA, who, for three tips in a day, I’ll make dinner for tonight, WITH strawberries and ice cream for dessert. YES I GOT ICE CREAM BEHIND YOUR BACK.