This is an hour-long bardcore medley of Eminem songs (with no rapping) as composed by Beedle The Bard. It includes such medieval bangers as The Real Slim Shady, Lose Yourself, Without Me, Stan, The Way I Am, and MORE. Like Halloween candy, some were definitely better than others. And while I did hear some full-size Snickers bars in there, I definitely heard some candy corn as well.

keep going for the video, Stan at 29:20 is particularly pleasant.

In cue the Benny Hill theme news, this is video of a police chase starring an out-of-shape officer jogging after a kid, who quickly rounds a corner and climbs a drainpipe onto the top of a building. But when the officer turns the corner he’s nowhere to be found, and takes out his frustration out on a trash can. And, clearly impressed with the culprit’s gumption, the guy filming refuses to reveal the kid’s location. When reached for comment about the situation, the officer was still out of breath and I couldn’t understand him. Sounded angry though.

@mrheroikone13 A little bit of English humour 😂 #funny #runway #crimetok #rypシ ♬ original sound – Big Herow oneskies

This is a video of billiard player Shane Van Boening sinking six balls on the break of a game of ten-ball. The commentators speculate he’s going to make three, but no, he doubles that. For reference, the most balls I’ve ever made on a break is probably two. MAYBE three. I’m king of launching balls off the table though, AND scratching the felt.

Keep going for the video, but skip to X:XX if it doesn’t start there automatically.

These are a couple videos of a man mounting a pole using only his legs while competing in Mallakhamba. Mallakhamba is a traditional Indian sport which “involves performing aerial yoga or gymnastic postures and wrestling grips with a vertical stationary or hanging wooden pole, cane, or rope.” That looks insane. I definitely do not have that sort of body strength, upper OR lower. I have almost no body strength at all honestly, just enough to lift a spoon to my mouth eating twelve bowls of cereal a day really.

This is a video of the tiny experimental McMurtry Spéirling electric vehicle setting a new record for the famous hill climb at the Goodwood Festival of Speed in West Sussex, England. The little speed demon managed to finish the 1890m track (1.175-miles, with a total climb of 93.7 vertical meters, average gradient 4.9%) in just 39.081 seconds, setting a new record. At least partially to thank for its success (in addition to the driver not crashing into any walls) is the car’s design, which features powerful fans to create downforce in order to keep its tires glued to the pavement. Of course not literally glued though, that would not set any records.

This is a video of Milwaukee Brewers center fielder Jonathan David making a spectacular diving catch at the outfield wall, going headfirst into the padding and popping his hat off in the process. Nice work! Related: I used to drink a lot of Milwaukee’s Best Ice. Probably too much.