This is a video of creator of things The Q (like in the Bond movies!) building and riding a bicycle that has two half tires in the rear that rotate perfectly opposite each other so there’s always tread on the ground. How about that! Apparently there was a lot of math involved with the build, and you know how I feel about math. “You failed it in school.” Ha, and my teachers said I wouldn’t always have a calculator in the real world. *opening calculator app on smartphone* Technology sure showed them! Now how do you work this thing? Do the thing that makes it spell B00B5.

This is a short video of a fluffy white dog wearing a light-up rainbow necklace under its fur so it glows in the night. Obviously, if you were to ever ask, “Hey dog, you wanna have some fun?” you should already know the answer. There’s no question if this dog took a DNA test the results would come back 250% purebred party dog.

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These are a couple videos of the flying Air Ray robot made by German industrial control and automation company Festo (not to be confused with Fisto, the Protectron robot I modded into a pleasure-bot in Fallout: New Vegas). It’s pretty majestic. At least until it’s spraying chemtrails in the sky that kill everyone. Then it’s the most majestic. I’m done arguing for humanity, we don’t deserve to survive.

In nope news, this is a video of several spelunkers exploring a small hole in the ground that leads to a 220-foot drop into a cave below. Obviously, this is not a hole you want to accidentally trip and fall into while you’re out LARPing in the woods with your friends, I don’t care how many magic missiles you’re carrying in your spell pouch.

This is a worthwhile video of shop dog Pepper the blue heeler proving she’s a real home run by hitting balls thrown to her with a bat in her mouth. Her rookie card is probably going to be worth a fortune. That swing! Sure she hits a couple fouls, but still — most impressive. For reference, I took my dogs out twice this morning and Ellie still pooped in the house not fifteen minutes after we got back inside the second time. It’s like she doesn’t realize she needs to poop until there’s something actually coming out of her butt.

Thanks to JustA, who knows exactly what I’m talking about.

This is a coverage take for Weird Al Yankovic’s music video for ‘Eat It’. What’s a coverage take? Let me copy/paste that for you while I, inspired by the video, pound two boxes of Girl Scout Cookies for breakfast:

Basically this is a take where the director just points the camera at the star of the video, who just does anything they feel like doing for the duration of the song. It’s insurance, in case for some reason the production runs out of time and doesn’t get all the shots they were hoping to get.

Honestly, this would have made a fine music video by itself. Way better than the music videos they make today. Do they even make music videos today? Does MTV still exist anymore? “Youtube does.” Touché. My butt. Go on — touché it. Firm, isn’t it? “Like a trash bag full of Jello.” And all I had to do was buy a gym membership — I don’t even go!

Keep going for this video, as well as Michael Jackson’s original ‘Beat It’, and the actual ‘Eat It’ video that made it to air.