Girl Falls Through Rotating Pool/Ping Pong Table
Note: Keep your volume in check.
This is a short video of a guy singing while a lady friend attempts some sort of interpretive dance on the combo pool/ping pong table behind him and takes an unexpected trip to the upside-down. I’m pretty sure there have to be some sort of locking pins for that table that were not properly engaged. Just for the record though, I’m glad they weren’t. It certainly wasn’t the worst magic trick I’ve ever seen.
Thanks to JustA, who would agree in most situations she’s the one singing, and I’m the one taking an unexpected trip to the netherworld.
Evel Knievel Toy Launches Over Row Of Other Toys, Out 2nd Story Window
These are two clips of an Evel Knievel toy doing what it does best: risking it all to entertain a crowd. The first video has Evel launching over what can only be described as a dream yard sale, and the second clip has him flying out a second story window. He manages to land the first jump after a flip on the landing ramp, but he loses his bike on the second. Per Evel himself: “Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars.” Oh man, I’ve got scars, chicks really don’t seem to dig them though. I also have chronic pain and an arm held together with a titanium plate and six screws. I’m starting to think maybe Evel here didn’t have it as all figured out as I gave him credit for.
Will It Blend?: Destroying Things In The World’s Largest Blender
Because some people actually make their dreams come true instead of letting them remain dreams like most of us do (we should start a self-help book club), this is a video of the spirited Aussies of Youtube channel How Ridiculous absolutely destroying a variety of different objects in the world’s largest blender that they built. Objects include regular size blenders, a surfboard, 10,000 golf balls, a refrigerator, a flatscreen TV, a golf bag full of clubs, and MORE. I only wish I’d been there to add my own objects to the blender. “No human enemies.” Then what’s the purpose?!
Choreographed Laser Sword Dance Show: Swing Those Lightsabers!
These are a couple clips from Vietnamese performance artist Lại Trần Ninh Kiềm (aka Killusion), featuring a dance routine choreographed with a laser show. It was like real lightsabers they were swinging! Also, just for the record, if I was a laser dance performer, there is absolutely no chance I wouldn’t be blind by now. I have a hard enough time not staring at the sun.
Competitive Eater Crushes Absolutely Massive Kabob Challenge
This is a video of competitive eater and Youtuber BeardMeatsFood polishing off an absolutely massive doner kabob at Uncle Moe’s in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to get his photo on the wall and the meal for free. Challengers have 40 minutes to complete the kabob, or pay the $50 menu price for the massive meat pile. Beard here is no amateur though, and eats his way through the thing in just 13 minutes and 24 seconds. Just watching him gave me heartburn. And buttburn. I feel like my whole body is on fire and I have tunnel vision.
Wife Destroys Husband With Green Shell Right At Mario Kart Finish Line
Because a couple that karts together often goes to bed angry in separate bedrooms (at least if my own experience is any indication), this is a video of a woman absolutely destroying her husband with a green shell right at the finish line in Mario Kart. Not even a red shell, a GREEN shell. Talk about adding insult to injury. If that had been me I would have asked for a divorce. No — invented a time machine then gone back and made sure I never even met my wife. “Jesus.” Exactly, it’s what he would do.
Thanks to JustA, who I refuse to play at Mario Kart except in Battle Mode. She’s too fast.
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