In other freaky deaky Pokemon bedding news, this is the Gengar sleeping mat available for pre-order from Bandai in Japan. Unlike those Pikachu centipedes, I’m pretty sure this is an officially licensed product, and its price reflects that at $250. *spit-takes Count Chocula* No wonder bootlegging is so popular. Speaking of — I tried making my own beer once but everyone who tried it got really sick. “Maybe it was the unwashed bottles you used.” I thought about that. Or the marsh water.

Keep going for several shots of different ways it can used, including bent over a desk with your head in its mouth.