Mount Doom, is that you?!
Real Products That Exist: The Smoking Volcano Ashtray

This is a 3D printed ashtray made out of cement that looks like a smoking volcano whenever there’s a burning cigarette placed inside. It’s available from Espicades on Amazon for $28 plus $8 shipping, which seems a little pricey for a 3D printed cement ashtray. Is that cement even non-toxic? I mean you’re already smoking, the least you can do is not be inhaling toxic cement fumes as well. “Says the guy who purposefully moved next door to a gas station.” Whatever *opens kitchen window, inhales deeply* best decision I’ve ever made.