Note: Video contains an entirely appropriate f-bomb. Because turkeys aren’t chicken, this is a video of brave turkey Stevie J pecking his owner in the rump. In her own words: “I was trying to feed the animals and the only thing Stevie J the turkey wanted was a bite of

Presumably following a failed attempt to spice up their love life and do it somewhere dangerous, this is a video of a squirrel dangling from another squirrel hanging on for dear life to a home’s rain gutter. Dammit, you’re squirrels, just let it go. “Amen.” Thanks, Elsa! So yeah, when

Because Mother Nature, just like Wu-Tang Clan, ain’t nuthing ta f*** wit, this is a video of a bald eagle pulling a large carp ashore to dine on. The person recording the video says the carp was 20-pounds, but I don’t know about that. Sure I’m no expert fish-weighing expert

This is a video from Little Oak Sanctuary in New South Wales, Australia, of Phoenix the miniature pony stunning it up for the camera. Phoenix was rescued incredibly emaciated from a neglectful owner but is now living his best life, and, having just had his hooves trimmed, is letting his

This is some Ring doorbell cam footage from a home when a bobcat wanders onto the property and decides the resident house cat’s food is actually its food. The house cat stands its ground though, and the bobcat eventually stalks off. That is a brave little kitty. For reference, my

Because life is basically a Disney movie, this is a video of a herd of deer that come to visit a woman on her back porch whenever they hear her voice. Me? Animals usually run whenever they hear my voice. Of course it probably doesn’t help that it sounds like

Mother Nature: she’s wild. I could go into detail but she threatened me with murder hornets the last time I told one of her secrets. Enter this absolutely stunning footage of a female blanket octopus. You can tell it’s a female due to the species’ incredible sexual dimorphism, with females

Note: Chart has been cropped, keep going to see the whole thing. This is a handy cheatsheet of the collective nouns for different animal groups as compiled by the WriteAtHome blog in alphabetical order. I learned so much by reading it. Mostly, that I would totally smoke the other contestants