This is a video of Cornelius the dog grazing on grass with his dear deer friends. Some more info about the trio while I wish I had somebody to spend lunch with instead of eating in my car alone, first in the Burger King parking lot, then Taco Bell’s. Cornelius

This is some Ring security cam footage of a dog briefly demonstrating its parkour skills at a backyard party, presumably to garner the attention of the women there. I feel you, dog. Reminds me of the time I went to a party and tried to impress the ladies by performing

This is a video of an orangutan at an Indonesian zoo trying on a pair of sunglasses that a woman accidentally dropped into its enclosure. It looks good! Like a Disney character. After a very abbreviated fashion week, the orangutan tries to throw the glasses back to the crowd, although

This is a video of a duo of wild deer trying to duke it like two t-rexes over munching rights to the backyard treat supply left out for them by ranch owner Gay McMillan of Lake Somerville, Texas. Per Gay while I make a lap around the office challenging coworkers

This is a TikTok video from The Reptile Zoo of Fountain Valley, California starring an alligator that jumps out of its enclosure during feeding time to get its hands claws jaws at some chicken sashimi. Man…if I had a dollar for every time I escaped my enclosure for some hot

Because NBC wants to remind you it’s spent a lot of time and money developing its Peacock streaming app and you should totally use it, this is a clip from Peacock’s Olympic Highlights With Kevin Hart and Snoop Dogg of the duo providing commentary for clips chosen by their producers

This is some cell phone footage from a Vancouver woman who witnessed a large black bear passing through her yard and found herself very unfortunately locked out of the house at that moment. Thankfully, the bear isn’t interested in seeking retribution for Goldilocks’s past indiscretions, and continues on its way.

Because Mother Nature dictates there must be a winner and a loser (symbiotic relationships excluded), this is a clip from National Geographic WILD of a California two-spot octopus (aka bimac) who decides mantis shrimp is on the menu tonight, but the would-be catch of the day isn’t having it, repeatedly